...or you might be strapping her into her carseat, ready to head home... and realize that she's not wearing her underwear. Then you might go back into the church's restroom and find the underwear on the floor, where she left them.
...or she might give the washcloth a "bath" in the sink, nearly overflowing it with bubbles.
...or you might find her hiding in the back corner of her closet, Avery's brand new jewel stickers covering her body.
...or your four-year-old might screech and run downstairs, yelling, "Ree Ree used up all of my body glitter!" And sure enough, Ree Ree will then follow down the stairs, sparkling with glitter from head to toe.
...or you might find her toys decapitated. She'll say, "Josh did it," but you'll know from the teeth marks that Josh was not to blame.
...or she might decide it's time for candy... NOW... while you're paying for clothes at the mall... and then she might open a bottle of powdery candy that might dust the floor of the store.
...or she might use your actual silverware to pick up an actual dead gecko and put in the toilet. And then she might actually put those spoons back into the clean silverware drawer.
...or she might decide she doesn't want dinner, and throw her noodles on the floor.
...or she might decide she no longer sleeps alone and find her way down to your bed. And she might be too cute to remove her.
...or you might notice some white globs on your dog's head. And then you might notice that the toddler has her sister's craft glue.
...or you might find a random piece of cheese in her hair. You know, in case she's hungry later.
...or she might help herself to a snack of frozen celery. Eaten with scissors.
You know, it's probably safest to follow this one simple rule: Don't leave the toddler unattended.
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