Avery-isms

More Avery-isms from our precocious almost-four-year-old:

1. Mommy: Who loves Avery?!?

Avery: Myself does!!!!

Amen, girl

2. Avery: I was sick. I had a milk-ache. But it wasn't like when I was really sick, with a rice-and-beans-ache. (Speaking of the last two stomach bugs we've weathered.)

3. Avery, with 2 naked male and 3 naked female Barbies:

"It's a dancing freestyle!"

Mommy: Avery, why don't they have clothes on?

Avery: Well, it's a freestyle for the boys!

Mommy: But Avery, I've never seen anyone dance naked. Don't you think the girls want to wear their fancy clothes?

Avery: No, Mommy, this is the boys' freestyle. They want to be naked.

4. Avery: What is taking Amelia so long?

Amanda: Amelia had to have a bottle and now she is getting her diaper changed. It's just stuff babies have to do.

Avery: Amelia, hurry up and be a toddler!

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