Welcome to another edition of the McClinton Ultimate Family Championships. Tonight's round centers around the love of the Pink Baby Doll.
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Fighting out of the Purple Room, weighing in at 31 pounds, it's Avery 'Whhhhhhhy?' McClinton
This fight is scheduled for 18 One-Year rounds. Avery took Year One, as Kate was still small and unable to stand (literally) for herself. But as we enter Year Two, it's anybody's fight now.
Kate's strengths are being refined every day. They include persistence, an ear piercing scream she's not afraid to use, and her simple cuteness. She can disarm the fiercest opponent when she smiles and giggles. She's wears them down for the strike of Stink Bug McClinton.
Avery's victory in the first round has her on a roll, but the contender she sent to the corner at the end of the last round is not the same contender she'll meet with now. Don't be too quick to dismiss Avery, though. With her strengths of reasoning skills, size, and brute strength, she's a formidable opponent for little Kate. And she's been working with Coach Mommy on a very advanced technique - the take-down strategy called 'Kill 'Em With Kindness'.
It should be a fascinating Round Two, with a winner take all Pink Baby Doll Prize.
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